After seeing footage of the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon at last year’s NYCC and hearing the creative team behind it, I was very excited to see how it would turn out. However, after watching a few episodes of the show I found myself completely disappointed. I could probably name any number of gags that I had specific issues with, but here’s 5 solid reasons why I’ve abandoned the show and won’t be returning:
1) It’s an A.D.D. nightmare
I can only assume the quick cuts, pacing, and constant assaults on my senses are the result of an overstimulated youth. Taking a nod from childish anime (and not in a good way), Ultimate Spider-Man is an anxiety-inducing cavalcade of confusion. If this had been on TV during the Saturday morning cartoon-era of my youth, I may have grown up developing abnormal heart palpitations.
2) The Spider-Bike
For what reason does Spider-Man need a motorcycle that shoots webs aside from toy sales? I’m not sure, but if that’s the precedent we’re setting, Superman needs a jet and The Flash needs a NASCAR racer. Why use superpowers when you can get a vehicle that mimics the thing that makes you special? If I wanted specialized vehicles I’d load up a copy of M.A.S.K. Batman’s one of the few superheroes who gets to play around in the cool vehicle department, not Spider-Man.
3) Guest heroes and villains are treated like clowns
One good thing Ultimate Spider-Man attempts to do is bring in lots of characters from the Marvel universe. Unfortunately, just about every time one of them shows up, they’re part of something foolish. Taskmaster disguises himself as a gym teacher during one episode to infiltrate Peter’s high school and find out the true identity of Spider-Man. Not only is his disguise stupid and stereotypical, but in one scene he appears to be doing calisthenics in the background for no good reason while the other kids are chatting. When Wolverine appears, they throw him and Spidey into a horrible Freaky Friday parody. Thor shows up in another episode, only to be turned into a frog for the majority of it. Yes… a frog.
4) Pandering to the audience and horrible cutaways
When Deadpool does it in the comics, it’s funny and refreshing. When Spider-Man does it in Ultimate Spider-Man, it comes across as holding the audience’s hand… and it happens every 30 seconds. Let’s dial it back Marvel. All the constant freezing is doing is slowing down the story progression. Ferris Bueller, Parker Lewis, and Zack Morris would all prefer it if you left the fourth wall breaking tricks to the experts. And just because Family Guy is popular doesn’t mean that type of cutaway humor is going to work everywhere else. I don’t need scenes of Spider-Man dressed as a maid cleaning up after a fat Taskmaster in the middle of my superhero shows.
NOTE: There are fans who are editing the show, removing the cutaway scenes, and releasing them to the public. I’ve watched a couple, and they prove the point that the cutaways add nothing.
5) Spider-Man: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
For some reason Spider-Man alone wasn’t enough this time around. Instead of enjoying the adventures of someone whose character is almost always on his own, Marvel decided to team him up with a bunch of equally obnoxious heroes. Even more, Spidey is leading the team under the employment of S.H.I.E.L.D. A lot of the danger from being a vigilante fades away when you give your hero the security net of a technological super spy organization. If I want to watch a team show, I’ll watch the Avengers cartoon. Let’s leave Spider-Man on his own.
And to think, they canceled The Spectacular Spider-Man while this crapfest is getting a second season. For shame.
I don’t mind the SHIELD aspect of the show, but the A.D.D. and the cutaways pretty much told me that this show was aimed towards a very specific audience and it wasn’t me. I get it, Marvel is prepping the next generation of superhero lovers… but like the characters, they treat their potential new base like idiots and I think it will backfire. I know this show got a season two, but when they’ve cancel Mighty Avengers for that new Avengers series they’re prepping, I will officially not have one animated Marvel series that I’ll be watching.
Oh well, there’s always my Young Justice.
I dropped this show sometime around the Thor or Venom episode, whichever came last. They were just really stupid.
The spiderbike is obviously to sell toys. However, the reasoning is that he can move fast throughout the city. Seriously? The writers of this show obviously don’t know anything about NYC traffic (I live in NYC by the way). It climbs up city buildings, but that doesn’t seem faster. To me web slinging across the city always seemed like the fastest and most efficient way of getting around the city, not some stupid spider bike. SHIELD is evil anyway. In the current x-men comics, they are pretty much the main enemy of the X-men right now.
Ok ok you guys don’t understand humor who ever posts this you have no sense of humor my little cousin loves it I do to and if you don’t like the show keep your comments to yourself
If I kept my comments to myself, I wouldn’t have anything to write about.
you said it, little cousin
Google “Estonian Thunder Frog”
That is all….
I love spidey bike very much and i try to made this bike in future if I success then my ambition has been complete