This past Sunday, G4's Chris Gore started the hashtag #thingsivesaidduringsexrelatedtostarwars. Here are the highlights.

This past Sunday, G4’s Chris Gore started the hashtag #thingsivesaidduringsexrelatedtostarwars by tweeting out “I feel the good in you.” I quickly joined in and got some retweets from both of my Twitter accounts.

Here are some of the highlights: (quotes are linked to give credit to the original poster)

Judge me by my size do you?

You came in that? You’re braver than I thought.

Get in there, you big, furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!

Do or do not… there is no try.” (mine)

IT’S A TRAP!!!!!

at that speed will you be able to pullout in time

YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home.” (mine)

This may smell bad, kid , but it’ll keep you warm

They’re coming in too fast!

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Early must I rise. Leave now you must!” (mine)

That’s no moon.

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

You were right about one thing. The negotiations were short.

Don’t ever tell me the odds.

Don’t get cocky!

Laugh it up, fuzzball!

*Unzips pants* “a more elegant weapon from a more civilized age.

It’s not my fault, ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!

You don’t have to do this to impress me.

Almost there… almost there… bombs away!

Negative. Negative. It didn’t go in. It just impacted on the surface.

The cave is collapsing.

Impressive…unzips trousers…MOST IMPRESSIVE.

I recognized your foul stench when I was brought onboard.

I’d rather kiss a wookie.

*as a result of shrinkage* “We are having some trouble adjusting them to the cold.

Look at the size of that thing!!!

I have you now!

You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out?

Now witness the firepower of this truly armed and operational battle station!

There’s something alive in here…

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Don’t stray too far, my lovely. Soon you will begin to appreciate me. Hohohohohohoho.

We’re starting our approach. Deactivate the security shield.

That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault.

There’s a small thermal exhaust port just below the main port!

You’ve got something jammed in here real good.

No! No! This one goes there, that one goes there, got it?

We’re caught in a tractor beam! It’s pulling us in!

You have failed me for the last time.

What is thy bidding, my master?

That thing’s operational!

Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM!

Control! Control! You must learn control!

THAT was never a condition of our agreement.

I never knew I had it in me.

We had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now.

Up a little higher! Just a little higher!

Hey! I was gonna eat that!

I felt him.” “Strange that I have not.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.

Put that thing away, you’re gonna get us all killed.

Pull in closer to one of the big ones.

Backdoor huh? Good idea.

This is Red 5, I’m going in.

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Rob is a movie buff, computer whiz, gamer, huge Batman fan, and above all... a geek. In addition to being the Founder and Host of The Geek Generation, he is also a photographer, graphic designer, certified clinical hypnotherapist, a former professional wrestler, and a current superhero.

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